Photo 14 Sep 4,577 notes tastefullyoffensive:

[twisteddoodles]
Video 10 Sep 2,432 notes
Photo 10 Sep 10,665 notes tastefullyoffensive:

The new Apple Watch looks amazing. [image via]

tastefullyoffensive:

The new Apple Watch looks amazing. [image via]

Text 8 Sep 161,173 notes

graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

(Source: graceebooks)

Video 8 Sep 345,323 notes

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

Photo 5 Sep 76,615 notes raychleadele:

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

*ahem* Actually. Now that I’ve seen this one, I can name TWO artists who embroider on bread. (Weird, right? Whatever, we artists have always been weirdos.)
This one is done by Catherine McEver, and is one of several similar pieces of embroidered bread. She describes this one as a homage to Van Gogh’s Starry Night.

See?
The other bread-embroiderer I know of is Judith G. Klausner, and she does stuff like this:


The egg is my favorite.
As both an embroiderer and an eater of bread, I can say that doing something like this, while admittedly weird, would take a lot of skill and patience, and careful control of both your hands and appetite.

raychleadele:

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

*ahem* Actually. Now that I’ve seen this one, I can name TWO artists who embroider on bread. (Weird, right? Whatever, we artists have always been weirdos.)

This one is done by Catherine McEver, and is one of several similar pieces of embroidered bread. She describes this one as a homage to Van Gogh’s Starry Night.

See?

The other bread-embroiderer I know of is Judith G. Klausner, and she does stuff like this:

The egg is my favorite.

As both an embroiderer and an eater of bread, I can say that doing something like this, while admittedly weird, would take a lot of skill and patience, and careful control of both your hands and appetite.

Video 4 Sep 66,170 notes

cinniejane:

msruhhnoir:

heavy breathing

I think I watched this for three minutes without realising

(Source: randomweas.com)

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Video 1 Sep 85,790 notes

maquinasdefax:

Gumdrops, chocolates, cookies, ice cream and stuff.

via I am Cool.
Photo 31 Aug 191,522 notes cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

Video 31 Aug 304,118 notes

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

(Source: dailystir)

Video 31 Aug 310,329 notes

beinglarawr:

artandcookies:

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

martinekenblog:

Ice Cream Roses

ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME

If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.

"What’s your favourite flower?"
"Ice cream."

Text 1 Aug 94,899 notes

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

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Video 20 Jul 505,748 notes

simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

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Photo 19 Jul 22,361 notes pleatedjeans:

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