my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85
he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
I’m so sorry
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
more embroidered bread
why the fuck would you embroider bread
*ahem* Actually. Now that I’ve seen this one, I can name TWO artists who embroider on bread. (Weird, right? Whatever, we artists have always been weirdos.)
This one is done by Catherine McEver, and is one of several similar pieces of embroidered bread. She describes this one as a homage to Van Gogh’s Starry Night.
The other bread-embroiderer I know of is Judith G. Klausner, and she does stuff like this:
The egg is my favorite.
As both an embroiderer and an eater of bread, I can say that doing something like this, while admittedly weird, would take a lot of skill and patience, and careful control of both your hands and appetite.
I think I watched this for three minutes without realising
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
Ice Cream Roses
ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME
If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.
"What’s your favourite flower?"
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart