Video 2 Jan 1,383,686 notes

gardenofroseandthorn:

randomslasher:

nahiri-lithomancer:

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

k4ll0:

dajo42:

alphaaraptor:

original post [x]

this is the happiest day of my life

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Too soon

65 million years…

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

(Source: a-freakin-velociraptor)

Text 17 Nov 416 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

How’s everyone doing tonight? Tell me your favorite joke.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Aaaaaawful.

Text 8 Nov 359,692 notes

gothamsnexttoprobin:

tittily:

whenever im sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping

that.. that helps.

Photo 6 Nov 5,757 notes
Text 5 Nov 16,112 notes

elaneth-elf-friend:

space-ace:

celery, the elf dude: tell me where is gandalf for i much desire to speak with him

legolas, beautiful, the other elf dude: *tearing up* we mcfreakin lost him

I FOUND IT

(Source: frodoes)

Video 17 Oct 2,767 notes

catchymemes:

Cream puffs baked with a cookie topping

CREDIT: @slew_van_604 on Instagram

This pleases me

Photo 15 Oct 23,177 notes k-eke:
“A pup of coffee!
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k-eke:

A pup of coffee!

via kéké.
Text 10 Oct 279,899 notes

dreamingofbabylon:

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

scithesuperb:

ativantaliban-deactivated0988:

unclefather:

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(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

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CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

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Grilled cheese!!!!

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

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Tonight we dine like kings

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@imabugandsoareyou

(Source: unclefather)

Photo 9 Oct 482,434 notes xfilesbaby:
“ thehalloweeniest:
“ lalyst:
“ thegravelbro:
“ ghost egg scared of its own tiddies
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I saved this in my queue for over a year to post in October lol
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boo-bies
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BOO-BIES
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xfilesbaby:

thehalloweeniest:

lalyst:

thegravelbro:

ghost egg scared of its own tiddies

I saved this in my queue for over a year to post in October lol

boo-bies

BOO-BIES

Text 3 Oct 76,333 notes

friendlydinosaur:

friendlydinosaur:

tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being

wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse

im glad this was so relatable to the general public

Photo 28 Aug 16,712 notes k-eke:
“Duck with afro
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k-eke:

Duck with afro

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(Source: hotchocolico)

Text 9 Jun 201,891 notes

blacksheepboybucky:

stevevincentbuscemi:

hamsterinaraincoat:

hamsterinaraincoat:

hamsterinaraincoat:

hamsterinaraincoat:

hamsterinaraincoat:

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

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Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you

(Source: garlic-yeen)

Text 5 Jun 164,169 notes

transhumanisticpanspermia:

franklyfranchia:

targent:

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

via écorche.
Video 5 Jun 62,308 notes

roguetelemetry:

I wanted a pack of smokes but I guess I’ll take the zuccini

(Source: awwdorables)


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