May 2013
53 posts
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
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betterthanlegos:
s-guy:
abitgarish:
wolfbearsnake:
xxcrashcourse:
aneverydaynerd:
I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
Good for her.
fuck...
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
yaoibutts:
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
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sassynun47:
One time my mum made me bring fruit to the class party and i didnt have friends for a year
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge
SOMEONE HELP
fuck u anons
