Photo 14 Oct 32,640 notes

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Video 13 Oct 384,644 notes

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

By Riy [tumblr | twitter | deviantart]

Video 12 Oct 684,079 notes
Video 12 Oct 259,018 notes

visualvexation:

iihateurls:

portablemiah:

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

i do not think this guy needs that coffee

this guy definitely does not need that coffee

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Video 12 Oct 986,339 notes

1ahlee:

dirrtyflowerchild:

all-about-living-up:

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

literally adventure time knows their shit

valuable life lesson

(Source: pretendplaytime)

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Photo 12 Oct 45,781 notes tastefullyoffensive:

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Video 11 Oct 184,810 notes

tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH

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Text 10 Oct 496,498 notes

2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

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Text 10 Oct 44,744 notes

makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

Photo 10 Oct 89,138 notes stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

Photo 9 Oct 141,686 notes skeletongarden:

That’s the spirit

skeletongarden:

That’s the spirit

(Source: ffascination)

Text 9 Oct 106,512 notes D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

optimysticals:

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

Every time I see this I get tears down my face from laughing.

Photo 9 Oct 894 notes hanamon:

nasnann:

LOL I AM CRYING

JUST WHAT MY HEART DESIRES

hanamon:

nasnann:

LOL I AM CRYING

JUST WHAT MY HEART DESIRES

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Photo 9 Oct 89,569 notes gothiccharmschool:

theblacklacedandy:

eeeee cutie pumpkin bat!

This is one of those things I always reblog. Stop pretending to be surprised.

gothiccharmschool:

theblacklacedandy:

eeeee cutie pumpkin bat!

This is one of those things I always reblog. Stop pretending to be surprised.

(Source: lushghost)

Text 8 Oct 1,189 notes Whitman

literarystarbucks:

Whitman goes up to the counter and orders a green tea. He stares meaningfully at the male barista, climbs up the fire escape to the roof, and sounds his barbaric yawp.


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