You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.
this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.
i do not think this guy needs that coffee
this guy definitely does not need that coffee
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
valuable life lesson
i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall
Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.
my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
Every time I see this I get tears down my face from laughing.
eeeee cutie pumpkin bat!
This is one of those things I always reblog. Stop pretending to be surprised.