Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
what the fuck
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
oh it’s my favourite video in the world on my dash again
This man knows how to sandwich
(Source: colorfulrussianfireworks)
*SCREECHES A VICTORIOUS BATTLECRY*
OH DEAR LORD THERE’S A GIF.
on a sidenote: Marty, sometimes I think you and I just blog in hopes that the other person will see what we posted.
IT’S TRUE THOUGH
I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO THROW IN A QUICK LOAD OF LAUNDRY AND HAD THE LIVING PISS SCARED OUT OF ME WHEN I TURNED THE CORNER
Alors, bon noir madame.
Wedding | Left-Handed Toons by Justin Boyd and Drew Mokris
(Source: lefthandedtoons)
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
“Vandalized vintage” tableware from http://www.etsy.com/shop/trixiedelicious
Oh my fucking god.
I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
Good for her.
fuck yeah
THAT WAS THE BEST ENDING
omfg
(Source: fanoflegends)

